I will say the Babel Fish in the style of the film version looks much more painful to put in one’s ear.
Some of my favorite quotes from the movie ‘Elf’
Which translates to: don’t waste my fucking time. If I choose to spend my evening with you, know I chose it for a reason, otherwise I’d be just as happy on the couch at home, or doing something/spending time with someone else. Almost nothing pisses me off more than someone just wasting my time.
Zodiac Capricorn facts.
legally an adult, mentally a squid
i dont know what the fuck this means but it speaks to me on a spiritual level
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
Tumblr has so many fandoms but there is barely anything on the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Frankly I’m ashamed of you all.
bring a towel
Just come along with us, the h2g2 fandom’s a fun place. You’ll need to have this fish in your ear.
I’m sorry I’m not pretty enough, I’m sorry I’m messy. I don’t know what else to do or say. Except I’m sorry you feel that way, and I’m sorry I let it have an effect on me.
“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi